Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in omegakaltman's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004
9:56 am	Jons very EVENTFUL day Oh jeez, today has been so great. I woke up this morning and I picked up my phone to call HER, and... I hung up after 3 rings!!! Normally I wouldn't even let it ring. She is so perfect. I love HER. After I hung up the phone I decided I should write her an e-mail, and when I finished writing the four page message that exposed every emotion, thought, and lust I had about HER, I deleted it. *sigh* I wish she was there when I took my shower. (88 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 17th, 2004
9:19 am	Jons Second Day This morning I woke up and saw my screensaver of Cole from when I videotaped her changing through her window. Shes so hot. I casually lick my screen and went downstairs for breakfast. Those pops really get me hard. The bus ride to school was awesome. I love the large yellow bus. It reminds me of bananas, which remind me of Cole. After getting off the bus I sit and watch Paul and Justin skateboard until Cole gets to school. She opened her car door and bam, I was hard as a horny mans penis. Cole said hi, and I waved. Look at those perky breasts. I reach out to them... she doesn't notice, so close, only ten feet away. Trees started thrashing around, and my acid was wearing off, so that meant it was time for class. I love Cole. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Banana Phone (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 14th, 2004
11:32 am	First Day of JON Well, this morning, after waking up, and thinking, GOD COLE IS HOT... he took a shower... ate some food, got to school by train. He waited outside, longing to see Coles precious face. Okay, her perky boobies. He ma yhave fooled you, and made you think, he didn't even care... but he is a good actor like that. He got his five dollars from cole. Chris and Rex talked to him for a bit. His first class sucked. ALl of them do. None are with cole. It will suck until next year... they will have region, so they can still eat lunch together in there clique. :) Okay... so anyways, I really hate cole. That was all a joke. She is gay and fat. I wish she would die. And I like banana phones... I got a back massage from her today. It cost 2 bucks for five minutes. I hope she goes with her promise of fifteen minutes. Although I bet she wont. No really, she wont jon, lol... you sucker. Okay, she will. She loves you. Like a friend... not like... a sexual playmate man that she has sex with. Not at least yet... or something. Just wait;) at least your circumsized. Im Jon, and Im circumsized. Like my friends arent. Im the lucky one. okay... for now... bye byes. :):):) I love you Nicole Joan Holmes. MUWAH!!! (2 Comments |Comment on this)